Hey @russianmachine, Lord Milbury just said that MJ90 isn’t likely to be the guy for net front presence cause he’s “marshmallow soft”. Can’t let that kind of garbage go

View my coolest stats in November season!marvelsnap.com/recapshare/s18…

Boo rainouts.

Hooooray! I finally have a new work computer! #oldcomputer #newpaperweight

My 2nd favorite team is whoever is playing the Yankees. Let's go, Astros!

DC's heckling of Kane needs work. Not as creative as Philly's #CapsHawks

Someone bring me a steak. Thanks.

Today’s bow tie for Game 2 #BlueJays vs. #Royals: LUNGevity (in memory of former #Orioles PR director Monica Barlow) foxsports.com/mlb/story/this…

Anyone actually watching this game?#futureishere

Wow. How about that EJ Manuel, eh?

Tonight marked the first time the #Caps have erased a three-goal deficit to win in regulation since Oct. 16, 2008 at Pittsburgh.

If George had given Lyanna Mormont 3 dragons this story would have been over 4 seasons ago.

#holdthefloor

This photo of an Eagle taking a hard look at itself is not a metaphor for anything that's been in the news recently

If there is life on one of these new "planets," I hope their college basketball tourney only has 64 teams.

The same WH that just agreed to sell your browsing history won't disclose visits to WH to protect privacy of lobbyists. Swamp wins again. x.com/washingtonpost…

<cracks knuckles> House Republicans, is being a Caps fan a pre-existing condition that is covered under your bill? <awaits fave and RT bounty>

Play FINAL FANTASY BRAVE EXVIUS now!goo.gl/TRifjk