Oh Memphis ... 31-24 loss to UAB? And you want to be in my College Football Playoff ...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh, Joey ... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Let's just say Arch Manning is having a difficult evening against Kentucky

BTW, America ... Kentucky and Texas about to go into overtime

Oh Kentucky ... will there ever be a rainbow?

Texas Longhorns football ... any landing you can walk away from is a good one

Losing the over because Marcus Freeman didn't like his kicker SO much that, up ten, he'd rather wing a prayer into the end zone ... that's a new one

Auburn with new and creative ways to lose really close, really low scoring games

This Florida State performance against Stanford is further proof ... If you're a good team, like Alabama, never, ever, EVER schedule anyone other than Central Directional Cupcake State for your Week 1 opener.

How can you not be romantic about college football?

It's past 2 am in Tallahassee right now I love the new ACC

UHHHHHHHHHHHHH, this is the calmest announcing booth ever considering what Florida State just did

HOLY CRAP ... WAKE UP, everyone sleeping in Tallahassee right now

You have GOT to be kidding me ... Florida State - Stanford is one of the wackiest endings I've ever seen. HOW DO YOU NOT HAVE A CAMERA ON THE GOAL LINE?!?!?!

That sure as shoot looked like a Florida State touchdown

Florida State got did this to itself, but it got TOTALLY hosed on that missed touchdown call. That ball was absolutely over the goal line.

Obviously Kirk Herbstreit's fault that Florida State got screwed on that "upheld" wrong call on what should've been a touchdown.

I mean ... I get it, but the timing of the Billy Napier firing ... The 4 losses were to South Florida, LSU, Miami, and Texas A&M. 3 of those four will probably be in the CFP, and the Gators just beat an okay Mississippi State after taking down Texas a few weeks ago

Again, I get it with Billy Napier. You're supposed to win all your games as the Florida head coach, but there isn't a cheap loss in the bunch over the last three seasons. 12 of the last 14 losses were to relative powerhouse-ranked teams, and most were to top ten teams.

Why did the Los Angeles Chargers willingly choose the nouveau vomit color scheme?