"Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth" - Stan Laurel

Throwback to 2009 with Mike Sileo at the Yankees' World Series Parade in Manhattan! Fast forward 15 years and the Bronx Bombers are back in the Fall Classic! Can't believe it's been that long. Feels like just yesterday we were celebrating their championship. History repeats! ⚾

1984 Rockefeller Center visit with mom and sis. Rocking my old-school Yankees cap! Back then, being a Queens kid didn't mean you had to be a Mets fan. Anyone else remember it that way? ⚾

My father Bruce Burdette, proud #veteran of the U.S. Navy from 1958 to 1961. 🇺🇸 ⚓

My dear brother Wayne passed away peacefully last night from a stroke. I'm so grateful that I had the opportunity to visit him in the hospital before he passed. Wayne brought so much light, laughter, and love to everyone who knew him, especially me. He was the ultimate optimist

Groucho answering questions from students and reporters at UCLA on 2/7/74. I'm staring in disbelief that I'm actually sitting alongside my idol, talking about trying to get "Animal Crackers" rereleased. This changed my life and still impacts it greatly to this day (Wednesday).

The best self help book you’ll ever read is The Bible

Chrissie Mayr🇺🇸 Forget 'The Secret', the real secret was surviving plagues, floods, and still looking good at 900.

Asked Grok 3 to write me a post. This is what it came up with: People keep yelling 'Doc!' at me on the street. I yell back 'Marty!' but no one’s running with a skateboard yet. Disappointing.

Never forget

The Boomers always get the best of everything don’t they

We are now at 150 hours since the “truckload” of Epstein files arrived from the NY FBI location to AG Pam Bondi’s desk. We are at the 45 day deadline mark from when President Trump signed the executive order to fully release the JFK, RFK, and MLK files. We need answers today.

I'm into birdwatching these days. It's weird how the birds always perch right next to my neighbor's window while she's showering. #ComedyPete

Declaration of Memes Would you date a robot?

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Untoward Tuesday starting now! weeeeee! #ootd

Netflix Is A Joke @netflixisajoke Your 'Introducing...' series is a slap in the face to seasoned comics like me & Barry Ribs. Ignoring vets in their 40s, 50s, and beyond who never got a break is pure ageism. Talent doesn't expire. Shame on your discriminatory blindspot. Open your eyes.

Who was in charge of the subtitles?

This used to be a proper country.

Heroes never die. They live on in the hearts and minds of those who would follow in their footsteps.I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.God Bless those who serve and those who have Died for our Freedom .