“can a fact not just be a fun thing you tell”

the best part of the hard launch/rebrand/podcast is that when i get on youtube on hotel tvs i only have to type “dan” now instead of “danandp” to get the channel recommended so i dont have to touch the gross hotel remote as much

majken ⟡˚⋆ I love lying

“dnp are showing too much” “hey we didn’t need to know that” “this shoulda stayed in the drafts” loud incorrect buzzer noise they can show as much as they want to and i will eat up every second they are the most free they’ve ever been and it’s like electricity in my bloodstream

remember when dan and phil was games

oh my god one year since the show that my non-phannie chronic concert-goer friend said was the best live show experience of her life (also one year since getting very lost in lower wacker)

how similar are our music tastes? 10% muse 10% final fantasy 10% things from manchester

Okay gorgeous whatever you say

nice

i work in US freshman domestic undergraduate admissions at a random midwest university there is not a single thing i could do for them aside from maybe give them a branded tee shirt or a sticker 😔

oops

ohhhhh my god i’m depressed? should i tell everyone? Should i watch we’re all doomed? should i invite dan howell?

dan and phil should invest in they were boyfriends here merch

everybody point and laugh

kindly reminder, fangirling is a hobby, if ur hobby is healthy, u should be happier, more cheerful, funnier, and more positive, but if ur hobby makes u hate people, hurt people, makes u stressed and feel negative all the time, please take a rest, go touch some grass, be happy🫶

phil posting a gifset of himself wielding a knife as if he isn’t still semi banned from insinuating a optometrist gave him cocaine he’s like a friend i worry about

HAPPY 6 MONTHS OF PHAN BEING LEGAL