Days ago I awoke to nightmare of being on a cruise ship where men were shooting people, yet I’ve never been on a cruise.. I need to stop falling asleep with randomly videos on YouTube playing while I sleep. #thisworldisbecomingscary #blessusall #whyislifesoeasytotakeforsome #pray

Dear 7 Eleven, why would your location on 89th 4th ave in bayridge BK put signs on all machines during the Free Drinks time.. It’s unfair and annoying that they wouldn’t even explain when they would be back running. I was in the store at 8:30 PM #7ElevenDay #7elevennoway #nofair

Dear Best Buy why is there an hour and a half waiting line for Store Pick up orders at your Atlantic Avenue Brooklyn store location.. I mean store pick up should be more organized shouldn’t it?..

This made my day.. 😂

Is he basically telling us how he is planning to win his reelection? 😂#thxfortheheadsup

Hey Seamless Grubhub, this Earth day I beg you to please make a change to your apps allowing customers the option of opting out of getting extra napkins, plastics utensils, and condiments they don't need or want to waste. Thx #Letsalldobetter #earthday

So after all these years I've finally figured out "what the Rock was cooking?".. It was a little girl he left in a cave... Jk 😂 but seriously Dwayne Johnson can you please make a sequel too Moana?! #yourwelcome #boardmyboat #moana2 #pleasedisney @

Time too buy some Facebook Stock.JK 😇 🤣

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Watch on #Periscope: 🎤GRO FREESTYLE ♥️COP DANS LA PLAZZA 💯 pscp.tv/w/a9YDITI5NTQ4…

So scary that this hasn't already happened around the world.. dailymail.co.uk/~/article-4403…

I made my first attempt at Basic Steak and Eggs for Breakfast.. @GordamRamsey what do you think?

King of Queens Automotive on #Yelp: I'm sooo glad I finally got my girl to go get her brakes high pitched squeeking… yelp.com/biz/king-of-qu…

March 2nd l, Lies.. 🤪😂😇 #stillwaitingnetflix

I purchased 20 Copies of this movie just so I could pull it out anytime a girl wanted to end things saying “I want to see other people”.. #ihave3copiesleftandimstillsingle #Hi5

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