7yo: It’s never too cold to have a muku-sheki. Me: What’s that? 7yo: Milkshake in shona 😎

#RWC2023 Hezvo 👀👀

Let’s continue zvedu #RWC2023 🇮🇪v🇷🇴

Me looking at the 1 girl 4 hairstyles trend and laughing to myself because 1 girl 1 hairstyle for 7 years 🫢🤭

#RWC23 🔥🔥🔥World Cup kutapira! 🇿🇦vs🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

JOAO PEDROOOOOOO! 🤩

FT: ANOTHER BIG WIN AT OLD TRAFFORD! 🤩 [1-3] 📲 snickersuk.com // #BHAFC 🔵⚪️

The rise of Brighton & Hove Albion. Our journey continues tomorrow. 💫

Me: What book of the Bible starts with the letter T? 9yo: 🙋🏾‍♀️ Thesther! Clever - but more Bible study needed clearly 🤣🤣🤣

Fiiiiiiiiijiiiiii #ENGvFIJ

9yo: I hope you take videos of me everytime I play tennis. Me:Why? 9yo: We’ll need them for the documentary of me playing tennis at Wimbledon 😎 Benjamin Lock & Courtney lock look what the #ServingtheNation doccie is inspiring 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

KINGS OF RUGBY 🇿🇦 #RWC2023 | #RWCFinal

2 seconds after posting a reel on insta - 7yo: Mum are we popular now? 9yo: Huh 🧐

7yo: Mum you’re going to love this. I drew you - but as a cat! Me: Really 😳 7yo: Don’t worry, she the coolest cat, super pretty, very cool and the best in her class. Me: Yup sounds like me 😻😸😹

My superpower is I can steal the joy out of an otherwise happy room in an instant. It’s very simple really. I just casually ask - can I see your homework. There! All the joy - GONE 😎

A bit of her older sister’s Bible cover falls off. 8yo: Look mum, 10yo’s Bible is torn. Me: Gosh again? 8yo: I’m just happy that it’s big enough to make a holy fan. Walks away fanning herself. #ReadYourBible #holyfan #mykidsarehilariousDuhhaveyoumettheirmum

8yo:Mum when you were growing up did you want to be tall? Me: Yes. 8yo: You achieved that. Did you want to have kids? Me: Yes. 8yo: You achieved that. Did you want to be rich? Me: Yes. 8yo: Well - let’s say you’re working on that 😝🤭🫠

8yo: Adam and Eve were so lucky. Me: Why? 8yo: They were the first people to eat nzimbe. I’ve got to say I agree 😛

We are back. It's MATCHDAY in the #PL! ✊

🇿🇼Zim Sports Stars 💪🏾🇿🇼 🎾⚽️🏏🏉🎾 #DavisCup