Putting on a low-investment TV show and looking at your phone is a kind of neurological pleasure stimulator humans were never supposed to have

It’s so hot out I just hyrdoplaned off the toilet seat at work

the nhl draft is really scary. what if they pick me i don’t know how to play hockey

Who even likes the Smurfs why do they insist on doing this every 15 years. When I was a kid when the first Smurf’s came out I was like who gives a fuck

this is not about a man going to the red light district to sleep with women oomf is mowing through the grindr grid like fucking terminator

Your duty as a spouse is to blindly accept your partner’s account of their workplace and hate their annoying co-workers as passionately as they do.

Once Ronny Jackson said Trump had "2cm of his ear blown off" to a high powered bullet, uncovered it after 3 days of "bandaging" and there were no marks, EVERYONE should've started asking questions. Instead, they cowered. They pretended it made sense. Well, it doesn't.

People don’t “receive” Medicaid They are “covered” by it The wording is important No one sits at home getting checks from Medicaid It covers medical expenses Period You also have to be practically destitute to get it No one dreams of qualifying for Medicaid

I think we can’t just shrug off the fact that the sitting president didn’t attend this funeral.

So see this is actual antisemitism, as opposed to like, just being a Muslim guy running for office

On July 4, 1776,  Americans said: No to Kings, No to Despotism. On July 4, 2025, all across the country, Americans say again: No to Kings, No to Despotism.

i can’t stop throwing up i think someone spiked my 9 beers, 4 hot dogs, 6 smoked ribs, 1 brisket sandwhich, 8 slices of watermelon, 3 cupcakes, and 4 chocolate chip cookies i don’t know

What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge

Wonder if I should do something with my life or kinda just continue to hang out

when we’re in the clanker war and i come across Hastune Miku

Left a cup of dish soap and vinegar out on the counter to catch a fly and my roommate drank it

An east coast based elderly drag queen named Nan Tuck-it

marvel is such a funny place, they’re powerscaling their faves against literal children while dc is just like “yeah batman just kinda beats everyone for some reason, it’s really unfortunate”