Penguin Uncaged (@penguinuncaged) 's Twitter Profile
Penguin Uncaged

@penguinuncaged

what can i say other than i am small black and white ... I don't come in a wrapper.

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calendar_today21-04-2012 21:46:31

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VeryBritishProblems (@soverybritish) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“What do you do in your spare time?” “Worry. Look at my phone. Sleep. Make hot drinks. Telly. Stare into the distance. Consider mowing the lawn. Ponder the meaning of life. Online shopping. Regret. Social media. Wait in for deliveries that never arrive. That’s about it.

VeryBritishProblems (@soverybritish) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Levels of saying “I want to leave”: 1. Sitting on edge of sofa 2. Looking at watch 3. Saying “is that the time?” 4. Slapping thighs 5. Saying “right” 6. Placing mug near sink 7. Putting on coat 8. Saying “right” again You’re staying for at least another hour at this point.

Penguin Uncaged (@penguinuncaged) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#ImACeleb So … since when has the common worm been dangerous and frogs oh and meal worms ? Hardest challenge he said … the hardest challenge is trying to watch the rest of this series … cos it’s shit … #ImACeleb

Penguin Uncaged (@penguinuncaged) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Is it me or does every time David G shout “what time is it” Make you wanna say “Cheeko time”!! I’m sure he stole that from him😬#ImACeleb #ImACelebrity #catchphrase

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#travelodgeuk Travelodge UK how can you say you are dog friendly when dogs are not allowed in the bar or restaurant area. So when booked for 3 nights I cannot use your facilities .. not stated at time of booking and I am highly disappointed ☹️

Lord Sugar (@lord_sugar) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I am watching the women football and notice that ALL the comentators are women. I also note when mens football is on there is a symobilic female comentator to cover the broadcasters arse. Should I complain there should me a male commentator in women's football

Penguin Uncaged (@penguinuncaged) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#ImACeleb haha all you Matt haters I voted for him every time … he is a legend … never moaned never bitched always smashed his challenges .. even if he don’t win his a winner 🏆

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Matt Hancock got in the top 4 in I’m a celeb… further than England will go in the World Cup … enough said #ImACelebrity #ImACelebrityGetMeOutOfHere #Imaceleb2022 #ImaCeleb #Wordcup2022 #WorldcupQatar2022