“Outside agitators” meanwhile it’s people that live in this city, unlike 90% of LAPD

Yes, you’d almost think it’s safer to be a Jew in the diaspora and that the entire premise of Zionism is self-refuting. Now to enjoy my day, which I’m going to spend eating dumplings instead of tweeting from a bomb shelter.

respectfully, I had not seen a picture of Zohran's wife before today and I am hitting myself in the head with a hammer at this time

Even it’s the last day of my life, I’d like to live one day in a world where the selfless don’t live and die based on the whims of nuclear armed child molesters

This is one of the most stunningly sincere and human things I've seen from a politician. (h/t to Annie McDonough)

as an also neurodivergent; we all know the famed ability of nd people to correctly intuit people's internal state from their facial expressions

Weezer - “Buddy Holly” (1994)

Why does he look when Carrie Brownstein played the boyfriend on Portlandia

I will say, irrespective of content, the way he uses punctuation is pure jazz. He's awful, but his posting form has like an outsider art quality to it - obviously with the content being 100% deranged brainworm garbage

the sheer number of group chats this has been sent in

cannot wait for the zohran inspired logo rebrand

i mean sure but this rules. Like what voters do you think this pulls?

irrespective of the rest of the content there's almost beauty in the deep inherent stupidity of a sentence like "The way they were able to remove the power from the n-word". buddy the word still has power if you can't say it

finally, the perfect time to use this meme

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video game opinions?? again?? (my hot elden ring open world take is just that the only real problem with elden ring being open world is actually just that they felt the need to drastically overscope to support it and like... maybe 70% of the content is actually good)