Hey Green Bay Packers , we gonna go get a fucking TE that can catch the ball or what?!? fuck.

If I NEVER saw Paulo Costa fight again I'd be ok with it....what a tool 😂 #thatlegistrash #absolutetrash

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votabulations?! #TrumpMeltdown #TrumpIsLosingHisMind #TrumpIsALaughingStock #TrumpIsANationalDisgrace

Louder for the troglodytes in the back! 🗣

filling splash mountain with trump supporter tears

Can I borrow someone’s boat? I’m worried about drowning in MAGA tears today.

Hell ya!

It's a curse.

💙💙💙💙

Can someone please get Troy Aikman a glass of fucking water?!?! God I fucking hate you and Joe Buck so much.

I’ve spent a good portion of my day stuck on the thought that Samuel L. Jackson and Smucker's could partner up to make a jelly called “Mutha’ Smucka’s” If you end up reading this, that means my job is done. It’s up to you now, Mr. Jackson, and you, Mr. Smucker

But I can still buy a firearm that can destroy a classroom full of babies, right? Just trying to keep my rights straight. 💔

.U.S. Soccer Men's National Team BABY!!

Thanks Timesuck for being my top podcast on Spotify this year. I loved all 7,022 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/06YEn6Gtl…

Thanks Timesuck for being my top podcast on Spotify this year. I loved all 7,022 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/show/06YEn6Gtl…

Casino 🎰 carpet 2……on the way

Boys were chucking em holy shit 😮

Some things are bigger than sports Spittin' Chiclets

Zach Bryan and Warner Music Group must have the worst crisis management execs in the world. Running around like chickens with their heads cut off trying to erase #smallestman from the internet. Did nobody tell them I run an internet company? They just guaranteed this thing hits #1