No doubt just my reading of this, but feels like 'Obviously' and 'but' singing hard for their supper here.

I just wanted to introduce myself, my name is Rob and I'm the new owner/director of Sporty Bits. I took over the company from Paul in Nov 2023. I want to continue the wonderful work Paul has done as director and continue to build the sporty bits brand to be the best it can be.

"I put my kids through a sailing course in Poole Harbour." "In Dorset?" "Yes, I'd thoroughly recommend it."

"I went to Southeast Asia recently and while there, went to a caberet." "Singapore?" "Not as bad as the comedy routine."

"At a corporate do, a very famous ex F1 driver did the after dinner speech." "Lauder?" "AT A CORPORATE DO, A VERY FAMOUS EX..."

Great evening The Attic Southampton, thanks to Paul Foot for a brilliant show. Fantastic to have such a great venue on our doorstep.

It's here! First game of the season coming up, and we aee top of the league!!! Go well, C'pn Russ and the team.

Just played a gig for the runners on the course of the Hardy Half marathon. Tractors on the finish line is proper Dorset #Tractor #Dorset

Remembering Jon Pertwee, without whom our divers would have been constantly harassed by Sea Devils while excavating the Mary Rose wreck site. #DoctorWho

I agree - better than you and your government every day of the week and twice on Thursday. And I've got a #SaintsFC shirt with Ali Dia on the back.

Lewis is only going to have to live to 75 to beat him

Southampton has a centuries-old tradition for providing safe refuge for those fleeing persecution, pestilence, oppression or natural disaster; Huguenots, Basque children, Ugandan Asians, Vietnamese, Hong Kongers, Syrians, Afghanis, Ukrainians... We're a proud city of sanctuary.

Not the worst thing to happen to Franz Ferdinand in a car

Midweek wins at Stoke aren't for everyone 🤷‍♂️ ⏪ #OnThisDay one year ago:

The Met Office is forecasting 70% chance of rain with wind speeds of 27 mph with gusts up to 61 mph. Given this the team have decided it is too risky to ask volunteers to spend a significant time out in the storm. #bartleyparkparkrun #bartleypark #loveparkrun #Totton #UKRunChat

Happy #ShroveTuesday!! 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳 Whoever wants to hear the Extended Version of #ThePancakeSong from #BBC #MaidMarianAndHerMerryMen? RT this. Me and Don-E (TongueTied) have rebooted it for 35th Anniversary of #HowTheBandGotTogether ...

Never forget.. the story of PieGate 🥧 #BBCFootball #FACup

Now available in paperback and kindle on Amazon: 'Coppersmith', a tense thriller set in early Bronze Age Britain. #NewBook #NewRelease

Great start to 2026 SouthamptonCC - Park & Ride for today's #SaintsFC game in operation...but you forgot to open the carpark! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣