Just after being cooked in this for 30 minutes.

Transfer from Manhattan to JFK by Uber: 90 mins, $140. I thought, for the same price (and 85 minutes less), this might be fun.

The very funny Chris McCausland - Pre-order my autobiography now! has impeccable taste - tune in on BBC2 at 7pm tonight.

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Some fun tonight. CJ has had to pull out, so I’m flying solo. Sorry if you couldn’t get a ticket - I’m going to be doing a proper launch for Atticus #4 at a bigger local venue in the new year.

Looking for the perfect Christmas present? How about signed and dedicated copies of Atticus Priest’s first three mysteries? Come and meet me at Waterstones in Salisbury on Saturday 9 December between 930am and 1130am and I will very happily oblige. I may also have mince pies.

Hi MrLim - I'll ask W. F. Howes Ltd to have a look for you.

Kicking off our Christmas gifting recommendations with the perfect present for anyone who lives in and around our beautiful city of Salisbury. Mark Dawson will be in the shop 9:30-11:30am this Saturday morning (9th Dec) signing copies of the incredible Atticus Priest series!

New event! On Thursday May 9th I'll be at Waterstones in Salisbury (Waterstones Salisbury) chatting vampires and the end of the world with the ace Stu Turton. Plus, there'll be wine and we'll scribble on some books too! Details and tickets below: waterstones.com/events/c-j-tud…

What a line up! Come and join us on the 9th May for another brilliant event- tickets available here: waterstones.com/events/c-j-tud…

I was on this flight, too, and Brian was wonderful. He did British Airways proud!

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Very excited to be welcoming the fantastic William Dalrymple to Godolphin Performing Arts Centre on 24th September to talk about his new book The Golden Road! Further details can be found at: waterstones.com/events/an-even…

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3 years ago we lost Sean Lock. What an incredibly funny man ❤️

Lady Gaga with the most Lady Gaga video ever. youtu.be/fmC6b6_ovZY?si…