doing a little Fun Dip bump between meetings

this is me if you even care

at a family visit I initiated the first solo cousin walk, a hereto undiscovered move

all these fake ass haters don’t know shit about Scuffy the Tugboat

I see a lot more people visibly angry about preseason games than I ever remember. Guy in public real mad about the Bills right now. It’s preseason dawg!!! Cmon man!! Get your shit together, you’re making us sports ragers look even worse somehow

you won’t find a more negative group of fans toward random young QBs than Jags fans sorry Trevor Lawrence is like 34 and still hasn’t panned out, what do you want me to do about it

I know many of you want to believe that being online is a radical and virtuous act but it is an actively hostile vice keeping you from living in the real world. kids need to be off their phones.

being part of the age cohort that hasn’t had their brains utterly blown out by short form video content is what i imagine it was like to be literate in medieval times

sorry but i really think some of you guys are so afraid of being perceived as old/out of touch that you are putting yourselves in a significant state of denial about this stuff and its impact

Fri Day Night I’m thinkin’ that we just might

Anyone else pull up to that Acceptance show tonight?

when it’s 91° and you have to go outside and all your shorts are dirty I’m done, it’s over for me

That’s my MVP

the haters are upset that I’m out here stacking bands (works at community college)

look at this clock I found at a thrift shop. When it pains, it roars

Contestant on Chopped right before I never see them again: this isn’t the end of my story, you’ll see me again

Coworkers daughter absolutely cooked my ass