Brother Sanchez im calling for a full shutdown of fawners until we can figure out what's going on.

Is it just me or are slop accounts facetuning cats? Lately, all the cats in my For You tab have suspiciously round eyes and big pupils.

Dive schools should let everyone experience nitrogen narcosis in a controlled environment. "So they can recognize if it ever happens to them" 😉 Not because it sounds awesome and fun.

This is every bit as dumb and wasteful as when that other CEO changed HBO to "max" but people are getting negatively polarized into defending it

If Costco started providing bags for customers instead of reusing empty boxes, I wonder how much it would cost them just to dispose of all that extra cardboard.

💡: "Loading Screen Tips" alarm clock that recites inane advice until you wake up enough to turn it off

James Altucher just showed up on my feed (paid ad) for the first time in years so I think we're approaching the top.

its Fumble Friday time to go Fumble some hoes

If Sylvester Graham could see this he'd be so mad / bricked up

OH: "so a 'Labubu' is just a particular type of little guy?"

Himbo President 🇵🇸 My Southern grandma used to say "A Lannister always repays his debts" decades before A Game of Thrones came out

I just learned that Alien: Earth is a TV show, not a movie. So it makes a lot more sense that I saw so many people posting commentary partway through watching it.

i used to be an adventurer like you till i did that thing with my knee

Hannibal (2001)

omg it's real 1964supplyco.com/en/portfolio/i…

someone with a 3d printer please make this real

damn, those labubu things are EXPENSIVE