I would sign up for this but I've just committed to a 6 week meditation and mindfulness retreat with Gordon Ramsey.

They knew what they were doing

Boro transfers 🤝 the weather Both driving people mad with the dryness

I would pay good money to watch them try this shit at half time in an England game during the World Cup. Shame on DAZN for preferring the horrific singing instead of meaningful punditry.

Ilia Topuria making sure it bends in the right direction after seeing the McGregor photo

Imagine the uproar had we brought out a shirt that was almost identical as last years and have to pay £85

What will happen first - me seeing Oasis or Boro making a signing? Three days and counting…

The glorious game. More than half of the players on the pitch missed a pen…

I’m praying that somebody puts the Alan Partridge commentary over that shootout

Up the Boro 😂

Oasis (h)

What can we do to make football fans mock us even more than they already do…

Thanks Johnny. You were always a class act.

#DonnyThePedo

Stop ignoring the fact that it was a goalkeeping howler. It’s a stereotype but bad keeping is bad keeping regardless of sex.

Any Street Fighter fans in the Audience?

In between the greatest musical summer of all time it’s back to the other great love of my life today Rangers (a) UTB

Rangers (a)

Ozzy Osbourne and Hulk Hogan... Tour tickets: jimmycarr.com

"They LOVE me in Scotland, that I can tell you."