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16 years ago, I was amongst South Asian royalty The guy on my left used to date Gwen Stefani. The guy on my right is in Gwen Stefani’s tax bracket. Me? I bought her CD.

Me and the GF saw the latest Mission Impossible. The black lady next to us had the best commentary. Heres the Top 4 funniest things she said 1. “They better not kill the brotha first.” 2. “Come on, Tom Cruise!” 3. “I need a seatbelt.” 4. (after he saved the world) “We did it!”

This Friday, June 6th is my 24 year anniversary of doing stand-up and I’m celebrating it by performing at the Addison Improv at 9:45 PM that night. A Friday show at the Improv so no excuses not to come out. Come pack the place. See you there. TICKETS: shorturl.at/Tt4mP

BIG SHOW THIS FRIDAY IN ADDISON I NEED ALL Y’ALL TO SHOW UP TICKETS HERE: shorturl.at/Tt4mP

NEXT FRIDAY JUNE 20th MIC DROP COMEDY CLUB in PLANO TWO SHOWS (7pm and 9:30pm) Ticket link below shorturl.at/JdGvR

Brian Wilson of The Beach Boys passed away today. Over a decade ago, I opened for them at a charity benefit in California. And the coolest part of that night was that Hasselhoff sang the national anthem. Seriously.

On this day back in 2011, the Mavs won the NBA title. I took this pic with the trophy at their private party at The Loon. It was warm to the touch, inviting, welcoming, and smelled like Prosecco.

This was the before/after that I sent my mom about me figuring out her beef fry in the most Caucasian way possible and I think she might’ve just waved the white flag. Anyone want to adopt a middle-aged Indian comedian as their child?

This was the before/after that I sent my mom about me figuring out her beef fry in the most Caucasian way possible and I think she might’ve just waved the white flag. Anyone want to adopt a middle-aged Indian comedian as their child?

Happy Father’s Day to the man who loves the Dallas Cowboys but hates Jerry Jones. This is him about to smile, then realizing I re-filled my diaper.

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