Metal bench seats. What is this, 2009?

Carnival Scene, by Giandomenico Tiepolo, 1754-55, 📸 via TheEuropeanLad

#GeneralElection2024

Twitter, circa 2013: hey, you wanna read some jokes? There's comedy writers doing one-liners. me: I do want that X, 2024: wanna feel real bad? me: I do, yeah, I don't fully understand why but yeah let me at it what have you done to me I feel sick inside

Why isn’t there a bald man forcibly kissing the Spanish players? Very confused

No way...

Watching every episode of Mountain Monsters and listening along with the Bigfeets pod is the finest multimedia experience of the 21st century. Seanbaby Robert Brockway Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc

A lot of bad cyber out there today

Christ you don’t usually have to wait this long for the French to set fire to something

Imagine making it to the surfing Olympics only to get fucked up by a wave and end up face down ass up on tv 😭

WIFFEN!!!

Quite looking forward to the new Fontaine DC album tomorrow. "Here's the Thing" and "Favourite" weirdly giving me old Idlewild vibes. Wonder if that'll carry over to other tracks

I want the most Bullseye exchange you have. No, that's too Bullseye.

It’s real.

I'm primarily on here to see if there is a delay on the M50. Otherwise it's bluesky all the way

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog Pet store employee: ok are you a guy? Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla Pet store employee: That is fine. Grinch: A green gorilla Employee: Doesn’t matter