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@paulsh0e

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calendar_today18-10-2017 20:11:11

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[slowly stands up, clearing my throat.] Dylan was helping me with some things regarding the cafe. However, whenever I'd question him about the specifics he'd be real vague and tell me it was nothing to be concerned over.

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[looks around at everyone who suspected me of having an affair. Then remembers the time π–₯𝖾𝗋𝗇 π–§π–Ίπ—π—„π—‚π—‡π—Œ was in dire need of some money and she asked if I could help. Maybe it's time to ask her to repay me and maybe she'll leave Lady Eve. alone about school.]

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I just said we hadn't slept together but the one time twenty years ago. You assumed that meant we weren't close. [shouting into the great beyond.]

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[glances around, eyeing those remaining suspiciously, making more mental notes. I hadn't noticed @AstralZeal earlier. She must've been avoiding me since I lent her money a year ago. She promised to pay me back immediately but she never did.] River! Long time no see!

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Love Island would be cool but nothing will ever beat Frankie's proposal to Bianca or should I say the way he punked her. πŸ˜‚

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I still have Frankie's account. I can't get seem to find it in me to flip it. He was just so dumb but he was a good dad lol