Here is your hourly reminder to never buy any “Internet-of-Things” devices: arstechnica.com/security/2017/…

Corporate life is having to ask the building manager to disable the smoke alarm before being allowed to make pancakes.

Dear Giant St Paul's, I think this email subject line could have done with a grammar check before being sent 😳

Sci-fi where the president has lost his mind and everyone knows because his private thoughts keep appearing on little slabs in their pockets

If you had discovered there was a massive multilayered conspiracy in the deepest levels of the government against you, would you go golfing?

“Well, you see, that part of our game’s story is explained in the upcoming tie-in novel where thearrrghleblaaaarghht;suu&edvbijf!bmorpmorp…”

Boooooooooo instagram.com/p/BSKIvqJjbK7/

Every time I see a baby boomers vs. millennials tweet I wonder if they realize there's a whole generation in between who hates them both.

And they say Shoreditch is getting less Shoreditchy: just seen a man wearing an air-pollution mask, pulled down so that he could smoke…

Wow, that’s very specific

OH: “I hate the flight back to the UK. It’s full of air chavs.”

Tory insiders now saying that they've lost every marginal constituency that Theresa May has visited #BBCelection

TIL that saying “six hundred and sixty six” in Welsh can cause serious larynx injuries for electoral returning officers.

This headline is so precious. Like a puppy seeing snow for the very first time:

Carl Sagan wrote this in 1996, and now I think he’s either a time traveler or a witch.

Brexiteers are sounding increasingly like Marxists: the theory is perfect, it just hasn't been implemented properly...

The only thing more exhausting than going to IKEA is going back to IKEA because one of the boxes you picked up was the wrong box

Ah, the calm, rational, erudite debates you get from London cabbies instagram.com/p/BaeDz5Gn55q/

What proportion of pumpkins carved worldwide this Halloween will be of Drumpf? Correct colour, pumpkin guts as realistic hair, etc, etc