Morocco, 732 Morocco, 2022 🤝 WE HAVE CONQUERED THE IBERIAN PENINSULA AND ARE PREPARED TO BATTLE FRANCE

Elon Musk was 100% on of those kids who would change the rules of the game last minute so he didn’t lose like “actually, you can’t tag me if we’re 3ft away from the door” and then be like “well it’s my game so my rules”

If you hear girls say “add me on —-“ in the toilets of your local scaggy bar, that app will be dead in 3 years

Walking behind a gal in Dublin today recording a voicenote to her freind about every last detail of the Shakira cheating scandal Names, dates, times, even the flavour of Shakira’s favourite jam. This is why we need more women in journalism. They’re out here collecting the FACTS

Irish people apparently

People don’t talk enough about the US using the MMDDYYYY format but calling it the 4th of July

Nobody: Dublin Bus: WE WILL PAY YOU €815 A WEEK TO DRIVE THIS BUS

Has anyone done the devil wears prada blue sweater monologue but with chat gpt and the entire tech industry yet

Why do the hottest girls always have a weird little bruise on the back of their arm

in today’s episode of things that make me irrationally angry: internet pages with a million different pop-ups no I don’t want to subscribe to your newsletter Patricia just let me read the fucking recipe

as IF this letting agent walked in to our apartment TWO DAYS before our move out date talking about how we need to be gone today cause she’s booked up with meetings tomorrow??? Like are you well????

driving anxiety doesn’t know lefts bf 🤝 and rights gf

Ok fine they predicted dolphins not orcas but still #orcaattacks

« It’s actually better to drink hot drinks in hot weather cause it makes it easier for your body to regulate it’s temperature » why don’t you shut the fuck up

Not surprising to anyone who remembers that this spineless little populist gave several interviews in which his was clearly and vocally anti-choice before the referendum then backpedaling like hell when he saw which way the wind was blowing. Coward

“Regular water consumption” 👀 come on now we’re all adults here you can admit it’s cuz you’re embarrassed to carry around your gallon jug with “keep going kween” written beside the 6pm notch in Trieste, Italy

Literally nowhere because real life exists in every corner of the world. There’s always going to be issues and annoyances wherever you go so stop hoping for the “perfect” holiday and appreciate every trip for the incredible privilege that it is ✨

Some of you guys act as though you were cryogenically frozen from 2019-2021

I (and I cannot stress this enough) fucking hate it here

Yo I just a public service announcement that if you are PMSing DO NOT go see #Barbie I just got finished bawling my eyes out in a mcdonalds carpark