Are you really a suburban dad if you're not putting a 14 pound brisket on before bed tonight? #BCDay #longweekend #bbq

"You gonna eat that?"

I hope my neighbors like Motley Crue as much as I do.

My wife is away for a couple of nights. Should I be embarrassed or grateful that I don't know how to use the dishwasher?

What is the Mariners bullpen going to do when they DON'T have a 7 run lead?

Happy Canniversary Joe Leary Tyler Green

START at $250?!?!?

Big Dumper!!!

2 on, 2 out and down by 2. Cal Raleigh coming to the plate and this guy decides leave his seat. #Mariners

Man, I am a HUGE fan of the Yankees and Dodgers this weekend.

Juliooooooooo!

Not so easy against a GOOD team, is it, #BlueJays fans?

Let's go Dodgers!

Julioooooo!

Sign Josh Naylor to a 10 year contract now.

Broadcast of the #LittleLeagueClassic is freaking terrible if you want to actually watch the game.

I'm on a test drive right now with what I feel is the worst driver I've ever been for a ride with.

My dog gets better at diving every day!

I think it's her best jump yet!

Love it!