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[guy who was clearly not doing well before daylight savings]: yeah man this time change has got me fucked up idk

It catches me off guard EVERY TIME

If your grave doesn't say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war . Like and retweet

Today marks 5 years since the episode that started it all. Thank you all so much for a half decade of love, support, & chill vibes! ⛅️🥛🥣🤍🌊

I was doing a late night debugging session and I couldn't figure something out and then I googled it and the first result with my answer was a blog post that I wrote

(I made this!) jumblie.com

lol ah yes, my $40 4L of milk beginning to suspect this Professor is a few letters short of a PhD

Dr. Who is the most frightening show of all time. It's about an unbelievably ancient and powerful alien vigilante whose favourite people in the entire universe are the British.

The "Ship of Theseus" article has been edited 1792 times since it was created in July of 2003. At present, 0% of the phrases in the original article (seen below) remain.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Last January, I noticed something peculiar in my 2yo’s bedroom that - after a year of obsessive reporting - led me to a profound cosmic revelation about what’s even possible in our universe. A 🧵.

What's your favorite video game of all time? Mine... @AnimalCrossing: New Horizons! #NationalVideoGameDay

I just backed MERRILY Playing Cards on Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/joust…

Something tricky to find on hubba bubba's website: basic allergen information. Something easy to find on hubba bubba's website: their statement on the Modern Slavery Act.

Factorio: Space Age is here! factorio.com/blog/post/fact… #factorio #gamedev

Every median voter belief is just “I want all the groceries in one bag but I don’t want the bag to be heavy”

trump has a really simple interpersonal algorithm you praise him, he praises you you attack him, he attacks you mfw he has independently discovered the game theory optimal strategy

Ok you can't call it a final boarding call if you make it ten times that's just silly