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Pat O’Deal

@pat_the_founder

founder - Joint Account, legendary peg to Garth, I❤️me, Botox test pilot,

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calendar_today30-11-2024 16:14:08

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I woke up this morning and decided that I want to be omni-present. There are so many awards to chase I can’t be everywhere ! I have told Garth he needs to create a method, he has until Tuesday..

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I had my leadership meeting today -main topic was telling them all how much fun I am to work with (but I don’t like to talk about it) Rick told me i am amazing and so he got an extra biscuit, great instincts from him. miss piggy didnt like that much.

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Today was a great day…. I had breakfast during which I told my 3 little weird offspring about how proud they must be of me I then stroked Ricks baldy head while simultaneously using Garth’s favourite peg all whilst chanting .. I love TA.

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I am furious, it is rumoured that my gastric band burst…. Everyone is saying I will become a fat cunt again. Instead of just a cunt

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We are doing Christmas again. Garth and the brats are nowhere near appreciative enough of me and how amazing I am, so I insist it is redone next week. Mannie (hench HR lady) is dropping everything to bring extra lube up. #GarthsPeg

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As there are no awards ceremonies over Christmas, so instead we are having one at my council estate castle today… More to follow later tonight.. fingers crossed this amazing business leader does a clean sweep

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Well it was a clean sweep by me at the awards ceremony last night, naturally…pleased to confirm I won all awards. ‘We’ enjoyed it so much we are doing it again tonight and every night until I can get back to work and my leaders can resume rimming activities

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I have been talking a lot recently about lack of investment in female founded businesses, turns out this is not true… apparently I am uninvestable because people think I am a cunt. They will be sorry. Garth’s arse will be sorry first.

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I have decided to crack America , its is absolutely not that I have such a bad name in the UK TA community. Miss piggy and Rick told me I am amazing and they must be right

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I overheard Gorg telling someone that I look like a haunted Skeleton now.. I am just an overachiever in weightloss (gastric band assisted obviously) … worship me !1

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I told my team on a all hands meeting that we are number 1 in our sector, now this is not true by classic business growth or revenue numbers, but by my own award winning opinion

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People say that when you put posts out and 90% of the likes,shares and comments are coming from my own team or sycophantic friends is merely an echo chamber. No way, this is a show of loyalty and commitment to MY journey

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I have put out there a video of my declaration that I am doing some charity work, the cynic would say this is merely more self promotion and an attempt to establish a personal brand beyond the fawning nobody’s that like my posts… am I really this transparent ?!

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I do a lot of work for charity, but don’t like to talk about…… 😂😂 who am I kidding, I will ensure all of my minions in Joint Account know about it, respect me peasants !

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I ask my friends (lolz) who is to be admired in the recruitment space (apart from me obz) some always say Hung Lee … can anyone explain why? #imposter #TAFraud

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I like to talk about my self diagnosed neurological disorder (a lot)… but in reality, it’s just me trying to say to everyone - “I am a bitch, but it’s not my fault” 🤦‍♀️

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Could life be any better, my competitors thinking they are beating me, but I have my secret SuBo bomb, Tim, my latest brain dead hired fawning worshiper said I should have gone all out for like a Dragon or something… fuck that I want a high performer ! #TemuCeleb #AttentionWhore

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I am so amazing…. Spreading my TA gospel in India. Today I have decided TA is/isn’t broken….. gosh can’t it be both, because I say so… this is why my team love me, my changing position on what I am decisive on!!

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I am amazing.. I can see people know this. Everyone is smiling because of the work I am going to India to do, the hard work while my minions slave… self promotion is tough. But they all look so happy for my journey. They ❤️ me ! I❤️ me!