“What, do you want to tempt the wrath of the whatever from high atop the thing?”

:whispers quietly: The U.S. economy is the envy of the world right now. Job numbers are ⬆️. Inflation is ⬇️. Gas prices are ⬇️. Don’t let the orange man-baby, the weird X guy, or any of their worm-tongue sycophants tell you otherwise. The garbage bag wearers vote. So should you.

Walz: After about 48 hours, we win this thing, we have President Harris. We won't ever have to talk about this guy again. Never. So, if you are on the pollercoaster, get off the pollercoaster. And do something proactive on this. If you want to get rid of the anxiety, go vote.

If you’re still deciding between voting for Kamala Harris or Jill Stein, please take a moment to watch. I made this video with Palestinian American and political activist Rania Batrice. We understand being conflicted but wanted to share our perspective.

If you’re using this site for anything other than funny memes or the amazingly humorous minds that some people have, you’re using it wrong. It’s the musk misinformation machine. Just come here for laughs. #TwitterIsForFunNotFacts

Please, please vote.

Every hand on deck. Please #VOTE. We can do this together. #Harris_Walz2024

It’s game day. Let’s win this.

Polls are still open, folks. Don’t sit this election out. Kamala Harris and Tim Walz are ready to serve on Day One. Confirm your polling place and go vote: IWillVote.com.

DON'T TEMPT THE THING HIGH ATOP THE THING!!!!

Competence over Chaos. Democracy over Fascism. #VOTE #HarrisWalz2004

Retweet if you proudly voted for Kamala Harris!

Y'all worried about the price of eggs, I'm worried if I'll be legally defined as a human being tomorrow. We are not the same.

Ugh. I, again, feel the need to apologize to everyone outside the US. No matter how this shakes out, we have confirmed that a large portion of this country are just really shitty human beings.

Quote of the night goes to Jen Lyn 🦊. ‘I’m resigned. At the end of To Kill A Mockingbird they still killed the black man.’ Fuck, man…

If Trump wins, there will be efforts to blame Russian interference or the Harris campaign or Biden, etc. That's all fair. But we need to be clear eyed that a huge swath of America likes what Trump is selling. Transphobia. Mass deportation. That's what he ran on. And here we are.

I’m going to vomit.

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