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Ted Cruz, seen here moments before unhinging his jaw to devour a small child, slithers off to Cancun

Texas reacts as Ted Cruz returns from Cancun. #LyinFlyinTed

Yeah!! #FireFauci And fire your mailman for delivering camouflage pants that don’t fit! YOU absolutely have a 32in waist!!!

And Giuliani had all the pockets cut out of his pants.

I fixed it for ya, you low-rent schoolyard bully. Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 #MarjorieTaylorGreeneIsUnfit

Tomorrow’s headline: “Trump claims Ted Cruz, Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham as dependents on tax returns” nytimes.com/2021/02/25/nyr…

Ted Bundy. Ted Kaczynski. Ted “Chappaquididick” Kennedy. Who am I forgetting??? #CPAC2021 #TedCruzisADisgrace

#MarjorieTaylorGreene strikes again! But it’s ok- she totally explains herself here...#marjoriemustgo #satire #TransRightsAreHumanRights

If you could smash a champagne bottle over anyone’s head, who would it be and why? (6ix9ine will totally do it FOR YOU!! 😜) #6ix9ine #newapps #satire #rappersattack

#BlueAnon When the right-wing nut jobs have both Twitter and Pornhub open at the same time.

I was banned from Twitter for 12 hours for calling Piers Morgan a cunt so be careful when you call Piers Morgan a cunt.

Apparently #MarjorieTraitorGreene has very good excuses for all her diabolical antics ...

When you realize you’re wearing your undies inside out do you; A) find a bathroom and correct immediately, B) Just leave them as is for the rest of the day, OR C) Wear them for the rest of the day then flip them around for a 2nd day?

‘K-E-P-T News’ Coming soon to a channel near you!! #fakenews #Satire #MondayMood Watch out for the upcoming full episodes

I offered advice for the beached container ship in the Suez Canal. But no...

Wow! I found this photo of Antifa preparing for a violent confrontation.

I loved My Pillow CEO and former crack addict Mike Lindell’s anti-drug PSA: “Donald Trump will be back in office in August."