I’m thinking about it in my block, that you may knock off.

Not my words Michael, the words of Shakin' Stevens

It's cholesterol. Scottish people eat it

I’ve got your kids, I’ve got your kids, Dan.

I've had these shorts since 1982. They did have an underpant lining, but eh, it's perished

People bounce back. Dennis Hopper, Rolf Harris....there are others

Who’s this beautiful blonde man with a lovely voice? It’s Annie Lennox.

Shitty zombies!

Scope? Why do they change the name and ruin it? 'Consignia' and 'Scope'. It’s the Post Office and the Spastic Society!

What's rude about a body?

Yes, we can clear up while we listen to Black Beauty.

I've really got to say this Dave, Chocolate Oranges are available from Rawlinsons.

Let's saddle our horses and grab us a curly Cumberland sausage from the Little bitty Chef... The Little Chef.

GET BACK IN THE LIFT LYNN

You could swing a tiger in here.

I'm Batman!

This is a story of a woman, fifty, and a chap in his early forties.

Statistically one of you is... and two of you are gay.

I think I’ll, erm, go to my room and, er, lean on the sink. And have a little bit of… sick.

Will you take three hundred and twenty… four?