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I believe there is every chance that Trump’s negotiations with Putin are likely to be successful. Particularly when you remember that they are both trying to negotiate victory for Russia.

The search for Nigel Farage in Clacton enters its 329th day.

Who better to lecture people on the immorality of fare dodging than Robert Jenrick, the man who overruled a planning decision to save a billionaire pornographer £45m in exchange for a £12,000 donation.

Would you believe it - the reason Elon Musk behaved as though he was off his face on ketamine, ecstasy and psychadelic mushrooms is because he was actually off his face on ketamine, ecstasy and psychadelic mushrooms.

Trump accuses Biden of spending "$8million for making mice transgender". He means 'transgenic mice', used in medical and biological research, so the tangerine turd is either a dimwit or a liar.

If Nigel Farage launched his own crypto currency, what would it be called?

Name something more intelligent than Lee Anderson.

Says the man who gave us the biggest tax burden since the War, highest ever national debt, largest fall in living standards on record and committed the biggest act of self-harm in our history with Brexit. Time to shut the fuck up you shambling oaf.

This is brilliant. 😂

The Telegraph once again highlights the hardship and poverty caused by VAT on private school fees.

Liz Truss goes to Hungary, a country that used to be literally under Soviet rule, to lecture them about "Soviet-esque political persecution of people" in the UK. She needs an intervention.

Today's ethical question: which is worse - dodging a fare or claiming public money for the same journey twice? #BBCLauraK

Robert Jenrick is suddenly full of bright ideas about how to solve all the problems that his party spent 14 years creating. #BBCLauraK

If Robert Jenrick was a Marvel superhero, what would his name be?

Ukraine has pulled off a brilliant covert operation deep inside Russia. The White House confirmed they were not told about the plan in advance, which is why Putin was not expecting it.

Nigel Farage is to give up his £73,000 EU pension! Sorry - my mistake - he just wants to stop other people having a decent pension.

The Reform UK DOGE team arrive at Kent County Council.

Reform UK are sending in DOGE teams to root out waste in their local councils. Presumably they will start with all the Reform councillors who have already resigned, costing their local authorities tens of thousands of pounds in wasteful by-elections.