Guys help How fast am I allowed to drive ???

ok well I guess the world is just actually ending now ... If that thing comes closer to the city, I think I'm going to need a bigger fire extinguisher

Oops, I haven't tweeted since July Here are some random travel photos from the past month and a half ... I'll see you guys in another month and a half

I already voted I am publicly posting this here in hopes that the social media algorithms pick this up and stop bombarding me with advertisements reminding me to vote

Sums up my experience with Chase for the past 4 years

My Lyft driver drove 67 MPH through a 35 MPH zone what a fantastic start to the day

Come by Failboat's panel if you're at PAX! I will also be attending and more importantly Adam will be attending, come say hi after the show

uh oh does this mean I'm not the real Adam Parkzer anymore