Lesbians about gay guys:

At this point I need a sunny day (temp is minimum 19 degrees with a warm breeze but not humid), a day at the beach and perhaps even a bike ride with a close friend followed by a spicy marg, chips and guac and a beautiful sunset the way I need oxygen

JD Vance do you want to meet my best friend’s boyfriend

6ixbuzz is a plague on canadian society

Nothing compares to deep cleaning your apartment after a depressive episode

RIP to the NDP, they should have tried doing literally anything at all

reclaiming “play” from the evil poly sex nerds. play is about mud, puddles, so on

I only threw this Nathan 4 You

As a loyal If Books Could Kill listener, it’s so painful to me that my Econ prof has assigned us Freakonomics as a genuine reference text for the course 😭

Reports coming in that the swimsuit portion of the conclave has just concluded and that the talent portion is now under way

a new pope from chicago illionois? sufjan better get back in the studio

In the words of the boss I had at age 20….. “well, at least you’re hot. This could all be happening AND you’re ugly”

One thing about my outfits is I’m constantly either serving goth mommy or pretentious all black film bro and it’s whiplash even for me

not all lesbians hate men but this one does

i’d end my life from loneliness before i ever talk to chatgpt like it’s my friend