How much can you change and get away with it, before you turn into someone else, before it’s some kind of murder?

well they always ask you not to leave, and i am as they remember me. so when all my friends forget my name, no i won't come back and be the same.

This is it, girls! I'm shooting my shot with a very real photo of me I took. DM me if you're interested but, please, control yourselves! I mean, there's enough Stan to go around for everybody...

I wanted to take him home and rough him up and get my hands inside him, drive my body into his like a crash test car.

I'm mad at Ford (he stole my date night jacket for some expedition) so I'm gonna be tweeting out all his personal secrets until he apologises. For starters, he hooked up with that weird McGucket guy in a supply closet when we were, like, 20.

So, uh. You guys remember that whole "buy gold" thing, right? Anyway, who wants to buy some gold?

When Stanley came to a set of two open doors, he never went not through no un-door on his leftn't

Can I borrow 50 bucks from anyone? I'll repay* you later, I swear.

Hey! I happen to know that our Stan Bucks are a scam! [ * He pauses. ] Wait a second. Did I say that out loud?

hell yeah i did

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And Stanley was unhappy, actually. Bugger off.