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Arden Phillips

@pardenmoi

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calendar_today14-04-2011 02:32:23

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The Ring door bell commercials make them look like they’re for capturing really special moments but they’re really for capturing footage of raccoons so that dads can send and be like “look who’s back.”

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RNC feels like one of those 8 day bachelorette parties where every morning you wake up and new photos have been posted and you’re like wow they’re still there…..

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Names are so crazy when you think about how they were first given to a baby. One day a woman gave birth and looked at her baby and was like this is my baby Swizz Beatz.

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I’m deeply saddened by seeing people dress up in Halloween costumes at work. Being a working professional used to mean something. Suit, tie, shined shoes. Just disturbing. Pls RT if you agree that looking across the office and seeing Scooby Doo where Chris usually sits is sick.