The sickness of capitalism is that if you kill a person with paperwork, it simply doesn't count.

a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,

Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer theonion.com/insurance-comp…

You're afraid to get near it.

Home Depot Introduces New 12-Foot-Tall Baby Jesus Skeleton theonion.com/home-depot-int…

Biden Wanders Into Flames

Introducing #NintendoSwitch2, the successor to Nintendo Switch, releasing in 2025. Learn more: ninten.do/6013U8Rsf

Mass social media was a mistake. The internet was better when it was an uncensored, discombobulated series of forums and not a corporate-run, sanitised shitshow.

Chicago & NY live aktions. Dates in Chicago & NY have been added surrounding Khanate’s performance at Prepare The Ground in Toronto. Tickets for headline shows on sale Friday, January 24th at 10am CT / 11am ET. Live photo - Maiken Kildegaard

‘You Can’t Let This Happen,’ Says Fundraising Email From Sitting U.S. Congressperson

if it weren’t for Medicaid, my cancers would still be in my body and it also covers my (necessary) cancer surveillance feeling sick to my stomach right now, why are people ok with this?! I don’t exist in the same universe as his cult, I don’t condone cruelty

Bill Burr GETS Elon Musk.

RFK Jr. Vows To Make Measles Deaths So Common They Won’t Be Upsetting Anymore theonion.com/rfk-jr-vows-to…

Finland stands with the people and the people’s right to choose. In Ukraine, people have chosen freedom. We stand by Ukraine. 🇫🇮🇺🇦

how is being trans a mental illness but believing a guy who died 2000 years ago is going to come back from the dead isn't

the lineup for this year's Idyllwild Experimental Music Fest is almost complete! I'm super excited to announce all of the incredible musicians performing this year!

"AI has made art accessible." we were drawing on cave walls, pick up a pencil

In the wake of today's Switch news, I am once again screaming this from the rooftops. A $79.99 game in the big 2025 is still WORLDS cheaper than games were back in the day.

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content