Beauden Barrett now only 4 tries short of the all time record for the All Blacks. #ITAvNZL

Wellington beer people - I’m heading down for a small work Xmas dinner tonight. Is there likely to be anywhere open for an interesting pint later tonight? I know Mondays aren’t great…

David Warner goes unsold whilst Vaibhav Suryavanshi fetches over 1 crore. Differing fortunes for guys at different ends of their career. One of them doesn’t even have a basic education yet. The other is just 13.

Not beating it on a good day. #Wellington

43/1 to 45/3 is probably not yet a fully-fledged England Collapses, but it’s a good start. #NZLvENG

Nathan Smith currently has a test bowling average (6.00) that is below his economy rate (8.00) #NZLvENG

#Flagle #1016 (03.12.2024) 2/6 🟥🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩 flagle.io

FB algorithm throwing me some serious shade today 🤣

I’ve just seen a great new Alpha move: a corporate email sign-off that instead of using “P:” or “Ph:” to indicate the phone number, uses “VM:” Nice. I think I’ll do this.

Hey Peter FitzSimons, have you seen that NZ has beaten Aussie again?

Really!? Because I would have hoped that revolving door selections would be the *second-to-last* thing the coach wanted, with the last thing he wants being “repeated, embarrassingly one-sided defeats all summer long”.

“Girl, they don’t call me the minster for rail for nothing”

#NationalNotFitToGovern

Who wants to buy a DC3 in flying condition? ⁦Hush-Kit Aviation News, History & Satire⁩? stuff.co.nz/travel/3605202…

Ok The Bugle, Andy Zaltzman I think there might be some explaining needed here 1news.co.nz/2024/12/31/ful…

I’ve had this ad appear about eleventy-billion times in my feed but I still have no clue which teams are playing. I mean I assume AoNZ is because the Oceania Confederation is a joke, but who is the opposition?

WTAF Sky Sport NZ. $50 a month and your streaming service craps out in the first over. Not good enough.

#ICCChampionsTrophy participants by population: India 1,500 million Pakistan 250 million Bangladesh 170 million South Africa 64 million England 56 million Afghanistan 43 million Australia 27 million New Zealand 5 million Frankly, it’s ridiculous that we’re even in this.

Scorecard a bit grim for NZ in the #iccchampionstrophy2025. Here’s a couple of other scorecards from ICC tournaments where one team refused to play in the host country for security reasons: espncricinfo.com/series/wills-w… espncricinfo.com/series/icc-wor…

So I try to stay off the hellsite these days. But come on… Wordle 1,384 1/6* 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩