Your brother?

It’s almost hilarious that they’ll find anything to blame but corporate greed

The fact Halloween is on a Friday means we SHOULD only have to celebrate next weekend. But nope… leave it to the gays😭

Now that I’m eating pork again, I’d like a baby shower meatball please and thank you. Somebody should get pregnant so I can have some.

Fly yourselves out. There won’t be any expectations on you when that happens.

Dak threw an INT to a lineman? Yikes on a Bike.

Y’all are doing WHAT?????? Oh nahhhh..

Fire Jerry for shipping off your best defensive player.

Green Bay gave up the world for Micah Parsons and can’t stop an ancient Rodgers??

Aaron Rodgers lost. 🥳

I clearly went into the wrong field. Brian Kelly is about to cash $54Million in free checks because he got fired from LSU lol

I’m surprised a state didn’t pass a law to trigger them to reevaluate. I just knew Texas was gonna do it.

I’m very much married and we’re not flying anyone out. That said… Stop accepting flights from people you don’t want to have sex with, have no real connection to, and/or haven’t discussed expectations with for that trip. Thanks for the QRT, though!

If you have a job, KEEP IT. My goodness.

Greatest trip ever pulled was getting poor people to fight amongst themselves

No you’re not going insane. There’s a bug with the iOS keyboard causing spelling errors.

Wow. That’s crazy. Corporate America is in shambles.

I love love so much.

Woke up to pee and haven’t been back to sleep yet. Hate it here.