Hey diaphinous voices on the other side of the internet, we're playing at 𝚎 𝚕 𝚜 𝚎 𝚠 𝚑 𝚎 𝚛 𝚎 Saturday night at 7pm with Sego and Nation of Languages! ticketf.ly/2Kl5jGI <-- tix or it didn't happen

We're debuting a mysterious new cover tomorrow night at Elsewhere. Come out to Elsewhere at 7pm to see Teen Commandments do the only thing they know how.

Mark your calendars squirrels: we're back. facebook.com/teencommandmen…

What do some of our favorite artists have to say about an album we like to call Jagged Little Pill? Check it out! Sara Bareilles Amanda Palmer 🎹 Teen Commandments americanrepertorytheater.org/media/a-r-t-gu…

Friends and frenemies, the category is music band realness tomorrow night at Mercury Lounge as we GET THE FUNK ON. We play at 8:45pm. Be there!

Because you knew we would... We're throwing an end-of-summer rooftop jam at Our Wicked Lady with friends Little Racer and late night dancing courtesy of Dad's Disco & Friends. Those of you who came last year... facebook.com/teencommandmen…

For the uninitiated: every year we throw an end-of-summer party on the rooftop of Our Wicked Lady. This year, Little Racer brings their effortless brand of garage rock, Teen Commandments usher in the sunset by... facebook.com/teencommandmen…

Teen Commandments' End-of-Summer Rooftop Dance Party TONIGHT! See you there!

Young visionary, Don't miss our show Sunday night at Knitting Factory! I command it.

We're stoked to be DJing at Mercury Lounge on Friday as part of YouTooCanWoo's legendary Night Out series. Live sets by some of my favs: French Horn Rebellion and Computer Magic facebook.com/teencommandmen…

Dear young visionaries, May there still be mystery in 2019, and may there still be music. We're back at Baby's All Right, one of our favorite spots, for a truly groovy night of music. We're playing right at... facebook.com/teencommandmen…

Young visionaries! Don't miss us playing at Baby's All Right Sunday at 8pm! facebook.com/teencommandmen…

Teen Commandments has just dropped our new music video, directed by none other than Van Hughes. Thanks to Glamglare for premiering it. Put your coffee down, put on some headphoes, and check it out. glamglare.com/music/2019/01/…

Just dropped our new music video. What are you waiting for!?

NEW MV for Read Btw The Lines out today!! aj rafael we love you man

#burnallnight 👋🏼😻

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True or false: are trees cold blooded or warm blooded?

Oh my god, I just found out I booked 4/20 Mercury Lounge with W A L K E R L U K E N S while in a month-long fugue state! Wild!

Mark thy calendar. Here ye. facebook.com/teencommandmen…