Saw Barnaby Joyce picking up a rental at Melbourne airport on Friday. Looked very annoyed, almost as if someone else used to do this for him? ☺️ #auspol

CALLED IT. #auspol #ausvotes #ausvotes22 #ausvotes2022 link.medium.com/WCSeJreotqb

Woke up this morning to find that the new prime minister of Australia had quoted my lyrics in his first press conference: “Just because you’re going forwards, doesn’t mean I’m going backwards”. Here’s my response to that welcome news.

Sooooo fuck Gastro. 🤮

I’m luxuriating in culture

North were $13 to win this game. #aflpiesroos

There's no middle ground with the Roos. It's either get belted by 10-15 goals, or, let a team kick 5 straight and choke in the fourth quarter. Tough times.

Today I learnt: For the Sci-Fi Horror 1997 film 'Event Horizon' #SamNeill @twopaddocks requested that the #Australian flag on his character's uniform #remove the #UnionJack from the corner and replace with the #Aboriginal flag, the way he thought it should look in 2047.

ABSOLUTELY LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS

As a Tasmanian who lived overseas for a decade and just moved back to QLD, I am tuning into #StateofOrigin and this is what I see: SPORTSBET BEAUTY & THE GEEK PLACE A BET NINJA WARRIOR SAME DAY MULTI THE BLOCK PLACE A BET YA PUSSY SPORTSBET (*gamble responsibly) HARVEY NORMAN

Good god that felt good. #AFLRoosTigers 💙⚪

Flicking between the Wallabies and the NRL. I want to like Rugby more, but the never ending penalties and reviews are so damn off-putting. League has similar issues, but at least it's more energetic. #queenslander

Clarko already wrecking rivals by saying he'd potentially coach them, then yeeting to North. Essendon fans would be spewing.

I find it staggering that the BBC has published a story on this, but the ABC has completely ignored it.

I can't tell if the Jays blowing an 8-1 lead to lose 10-9 in the playoffs makes me more homesick or less homesick 🤷‍♂️⚾

Is there a reason the Tasmania JackJumpers 🐜 insist on playing in Launceston? Surely it's a massive disadvantage to play away from home court just to appease a small town?

Ferrari announces that it has signed a multi-year partnership agreement with VGW to be a Scuderia Ferrari Premium Partner. Welcome to the family! 👊 VGW VGWPLAY

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Yes please, for the emperor