Avicii bro I want to listen to you but my AirPods are dead I swear bro stop staring at me like that 😔

this happens inside my heart when i think about you

The dichotomy is crazy

Apparently the one potential scam text I am weak to

This is what my unfolded laundry is doing to me right now. I need help

If I ever press the next button while rock that body by the black eyed peas is playing, shoot me

It’s not every dodge ram driver but it’s always a dodge ram driver

Hereyes

You ever seen a ginger soul patch before 🫦

Tear that shit up, tell my wife thank you, tear her shit up, go to sleep happy.

Formula 1

i want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery and i act like i don’t wanna go

I want everyone from every single country in the world to head to Sydney Nova Scotia for rib fest at open hearth park on July 10, 11 and 12 2026 and meet me in person

I Need To Get On Chinese Peptides

Love bombing my wife for 70 years straight then ghosting her (dying)