Yes Minister on bringing back national service

We will be hosting a Hustings for candidates for the General Election. This will take place on Tuesday 25th June at 7.30pm to 9.30pm. Who will get your vote? Come and hear from your candidates to be the next MP for Reigate and ask them questions. stjohnschurchredhill.org.uk/upcoming-events

🚨 NEW: Cabinet ministers are now privately demanding that Rishi Sunak takes a step back to allow other senior Tories to become faces of the campaign [Tim Shipman]

Speaking of Euro '96, I was once at a charity football event with the late Andy Goram. He was excellent company, drank pints of wine, and every time he went to the toilet he pulled out a marker pen and marked the level of the wine in his glass to make sure no-one drank any 😎

Happy Sussex Day

SUSSEX WIN!!!! 😍

Muggy people using loudspeaker instead of headphones

THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME

Kwarteng on Channel 4. Like inviting the Iceberg to the Titanic’s birthday party.

Don’t forget - 2 weeks today - please come along & support the day

Happy Meldrew Point Day, Pep Guardiola! Today you are 19,537 days old and have reached your Meldrew Point - the age of Richard Wilson on the day One Foot In The Grave was first aired on Jan 4, 1990. I don’t believe it!

Just missed a train because I tried to get in and out of a curry house in twenty minutes. Agonisingly close. We go again

Does anyone sell honey or cakes or coffee who might want a stall at The Earlswood Farmers Market tomorrow? I've had 8 stalls drop out 😭

"I said 'all the hostages should be released as soon as possible'. What did I say, Roy?" "You said 'sausages'"

Comedian and actor Tony Slattery, best known for show Whose Line Is It Anyway?, has died aged 65 bbc.in/4heQl3z

#bhafc

We are delighted to announce that entry to Day 3 of Sussex vs Somerset on Sunday 13th April will be free of charge to all supporters 🙌 Claim your free tickets online ⤵️

30 years ago today, Jasper threatened Springfield Elementary students with a paddlin'.

📢 Announcing... The World Cup of Carry On! 📢 From tomorrow, we'll be running daily polls on here, where you can fight for your Number 1 Carry On actor! 32 names. 1 winner. Loads of hard fun - ooh matron! The time has come to #StopMessingAbout and #CarryOnVoting! ❌