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Pandora

@pandora_delaney

“Dumb bimbo’d” my way through MIT. Sex, love, polyamory, and whatever catches my fancy. Verified Good Girl™️

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Or they could both be in open marriages but not want the public to know about it because society is so wildly judgmental. (Statistically speaking, they are probably both cheating ofc.)

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Back when I was less privacy conscious I could just post a semi-nude on Twitter when I was close to a follower milestone I wanted to hit it. Now I guess I’ll just have to be patient. 😠

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Dumb bimbo moment: I intentionally turned down sleepover offers from 3 partners, only to wake up wanting cuddles. I really can’t wait until I live in a group house where I can balance my desire for cuddles with my sleeping condition preferences.

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Every party where people might meet a partner via assortative mating processes, is a “eugenics party” 🤷🏼‍♀️

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Why people think I host CNC orgies: because I’m an irredeemable slut. Why I actually host CNC orgies: leftover snacks and a good excuse to rot in bed an entire day afterwards. (But also the slut thing.)

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That’s right, the biological processes required for human procreation should be divorced from human sexuality 🙄 Ovulation is part of sexual reproduction. It’s inherently sexual.

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I’m a heterorealist. I look at the reality of how good my relationships with men are and then decide I want to have more of that.

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I think I should start gathering vignettes on wholesome sluttiness and compile them in a blog post titled “Chicken Soup for the Slut’s Soul.”

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While there are many compelling reasons I’m looking forward to living with my two boyfriends, the most important one is that if one of them is away, I’ll still have the other to protect me from spiders.

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“Gay people would be much happier learning to enjoy hetero sex” /s The desire for BDSM is a sexual orientation, not a preference you can lightly discard. This is dumb and offensive.

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I’ve become a more efficient slut: Back when my body count was slowly inching up via online dating, I felt v slutty. I was constantly looking for partner(s). Now that my body count jumps upwards at sex parties, I actually feel less slutty. Even though the numbers say otherwise.