never forgetting this meme 😭

you need to yearn more

This is how it feels to write a cover letter for your job applications

Im gonna be honest: she could have pasties on and a postage stamp covering her cooter and my kids wouldn’t notice, swimwear dress codes are mostly enforced by women that don’t want to get mogged on this hard by another mom.

“and endeed, I was with my main in her cunny.” #BeastMode I’m afraid

You can see the hunger for another season growing in his eyes the more he goes on. He wants it so bad.

Fixed it ❤️

Wait, she’s back to being brown now?

Great actress but increasingly insane fanbase. Hope she self-cancels and sheds some of 'em off before S2. Nothing outrageous maybe just a sports betting ad.

Roman soldiers and their daily protein intake "A soldier’s daily consumption of smoked meats, cheeses, boiled or fried pork, beans and lentils is estimated to be approximately 212.2 grams of protein."

Fuck he’s right

A French philosopher is…..a pedophile?!

Le Chiffre then proceeds to enact two harebrained schemes to get unreasonable rates of return very quickly, leading to his death.

He really does look like a burnt-out Japanese detective

Your life becomes so much more liberating when you learn that keeping your laptop plugged in at max is actually Perfectly Fine and much healthier for the battery than draining and recharging constantly.

I have two of these, one on my nose and another on my right cheek nearby. They really do grow quick, one day they’re just there and almost an inch long, but they’re also quite thin and very easy to pluck even with just your fingers.

If I were a medieval peasant given a Dorito I would likely ask about its connection to the Holy Trinity before eating it.

My father had a recorded 145 IQ at *age 50* - who knows what it was at the average peak of 20-25. I never stood a chance.

He’s never gonna finish the book, is he