Overheard between a 5th grader & my 7 yr old: 5th: "Santa isn't real & neither is the elf on the shelf." 7: "yeah right, then how does the elf move" 5th: "your mom does it while you sleep" 7: "now I know you're lying, my mom is WAY TOO TIRED to do that" #elfontheshelf #parenting

I wonder what year it was when school went from learning, to just trying to pass to make your parents happy.

#NewProfilePic

We always think squirrels are playing with each other when they chase each other, but, what if one really just fucked the others wife?

Just thought I’d dump these here

ALERT🚨: All Perry Township Schools will be operating on a 2-hour delay on Tuesday, January 16, 2018.