Shania Twain for the legends slot? Please make it happen Emily Eavis Glastonbury Festival #GlastonburyFestival

“… just start the furosemide infusion.”

People that eat smelly egg sandwiches on trains should be kicked off at the next stop 🤢

3 months today and the big 30 arrives!!

Just realised that next month, we can say that #Glastonbury is NEXT MONTH! Let that sink in... 🥹💭✨️ 📷 Mark Ayres

If Tom Felton doesn’t play Lucius in the HP Tv series then I’m not watching… 😜

If you see this. Do it. Age - 29 (just about clinging on to my 20’s Height - 5ft 8 Shoe size - 8 Tattoos - 2 Piercings - 2 Fave colour(s) - Orange/Red Fave drink(s) - Hot chocolate, Appetiser 😘

This is the first year since 2007 that I haven't got Glastonbury Festival tickets. Perhaps the Glasto Gods saw what was coming and didn't think it was wise to take a 3-week old 🤷‍♂️ Either way here are my top tips for first time Glasto goers (and those who haven't been in a while). A 🧵.

We’ve got another confession to make, you’d certainly be FOOlish to miss The Churnups

Off to Glastonbury Festival this year, excited to see Lewis Capaldi play 🥰 he’s playing on what would’ve been my brothers 27th birthday, seems like a sign as he loved Lewis’ music and we used it at his funeral. Would love a HB shoutout to my brother from Lewis, can the power of T help?

6.15pm #thechurnups

I really hope Lewis Capaldi knows how loved he is! X

CONFIRMED 🚨 #TheTraitors is back for a second series on BBC One - airing on Wednesday, Thursday and Friday nights - starting on JANUARY 3RD! 🚨

We need 5 cba days in a year where you can ring up work and say I cba coming in today and they say ok you’ve got 4 cba days left

Well just to say to everyone who’s asked about another G&S … we just got the word from the BBC this morning… it’s definitely occurrin!!

Please repost Foo Fighters UK

Casper looks like he wants to give up on life #MAFSUK