I'm realizing my "Ideas" note is really just inside jokes I have with myself

Just watched National Treasure and I'd give it a 1776/10, great puzzles.

All-natural peanut butter really drives me stir-crazy 🌀

Low key already dreading 2030. What can I say I'm ahead of my time.

My brain keeps autocompleting this article title to "The internet runs on Dunkin'"

In a world full of pumpkins, what makes the Great Pumpkin great?

I'm playing 10-dimensional chess against myself...10-dimensional solitaire 🤔

We've got another PDX CoffeeOps tomorrow morning at 8 AM Pacific, and my question is: does anyone still use Twitter?? meetup.com/Portland-DevOp…

"When most developers think about feature flags, they think about an on/off switch to toggle a new feature, or maybe if they’re fancy a percentage rollout. But feature flags can be so complex!" Join us to learn more about feature flags from Lucy Voigt! eventbrite.com/e/devopsdays-s…

"Having bad days doesn't make you a bad person" - fen 😭 I've never felt more seen and understood by a conference talk. Thank you ♥️ #devopsdaysseattle

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Always a bin packer, never a bin 🥲

Getting back on Twitter just to say that New York Times Games spelling bee should've been "Chilidog" not "godchild" this is the hill I will die on thank you