Dear Boris Johnson, There is no better Brexit when it comes to the Good Friday Agreement and Northern Ireland. As you still seem bamboozled by all this Paddywackery here’s a few pointers for your next stab in the dark -

Parish notice - retweet this pic of Malibu and a vote goes to the Mourne Mountains (which look nothing like this) in Lottery funding competition #NLAMOURNES If we win, 10K for paths & trails. And the aul place will look lovely when they come to film the cattle cull after Brexit.

With Canadian borders now reopened, hands up who'd like to win flights to Canada 🙌🇨🇦✈️ We've 2 return tickets to Toronto with Air Canada up for grabs for one lucky winner. To enter: FOLLOW & RT. WINNER ANNOUNCED ON FRIDAY #DUBWelcomeBack 🤗 T&C's:dublinairport.com/latest-news/20…

Joxer Goes To Stuttgart - Christy Moore #COYBIG youtube.com/watch?v=N4xl_F… -- Eamonn Kerr (Eamonn Kerr)

Halfway through the parade. Antrim still hanging in there. Good, confident start -- Joe Brolly (Joe Brolly)

On demand in every picture house in the country this evening👍👍😃😃

Happy St Patrick's day to all you Paddy's out there. And to those of you who aren't Irish..... Hard luck 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀

On my way to Ireland, look forward to be in one of the most beautiful countries #RoyalCountyDown #IrishOpen #greatfans

Only 45RTs for this!?Need a sweetener? 1 person who RTs will #win an Ernie Els signed The Open flag #RBCGolf4Kids x.com/TheBig_Easy/st…

I think Conor McGregor has turned me into a slightly more interested UFC watcher. Great character and incredible athlete.

Morning Ireland - If you missed the fight and are just waking up, so is Aldo. And the new...Conor McGregor !!!

Mór ár mbrón, Seosamh Mac Donnacha imithe ár shlí na fírinne; Uachtarán CLG 1997-2000. Uaigneach muid ná an chailleach béara,slán a chara.

The Song "Michael" And The Poem "Beal Na mBlath" for #NationalPoetryDay

Wee competition...got 2 tickets up for grabs for tomorrow night. To enter, just RT & I will randomly pick winner at 7pm tonight! #FramptonReborn

Some men seem to have forgotten this woman's name. How about the rest of us shout it from the rooftops? THANK YOU MO MOWLAM. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Genuinely overwhelmed by all of you who watched this. And by your lovely messages. THANK YOU x (Last couple of days on the iPlayer) x.com/aboutthebbc/st…