I'm so old. How old? When a certain word meant happy and carefree.

Things I have learned: Texting a photo of an injury without commentary to your wife is not appreciated.

Horror is drinking a nutrition shake which reminds you of an anti-diarrheal your mother forced you to drink as a youngster.

I seemed to have developed a condition where I get nauseous walking around in supermarkets. If you knew me, you'd realize how ironic it was.

I used to think logic makes sense. Well, in this bat sh$t crazy world, no more.

I had to drink something which was labeled 'Kid Approved Flavor'. A half hour later, my face is still clenched with an 'eeew' look. I didn't realize when they said kid, they meant goat.

The inflation rate is 7.9% and your bank is paying you .01% in your 'safe' savings account. Do you wonder why you can't get ahead?

I recommend watching the movie Antonia's Line. The film is a delight.

You know you are getting old when you respond to someone's post on Twitter and when they respond to you, you have no idea what you responded to.

Nothing more humbling than feeling you may be having a medical emergency, only to have all the symptoms disappear with the passing of gas.

You know you are getting older when you and admit who the mature person is in your relationship (isn't me).

What can I say, when you are down in the dumps, it takes a long time to dig yourself out? Hopefully, I can; not so confident at this time.

Battle of the Big Mouths gofund.me/363dfcde

Love is eating something that your significant other makes poorly and saying, 'Thank you'.

So, this explains the mystery of Oreos. Another chapter of someone having too much free time. aip.scitation.org/doi/full/10.10…

Congratulations Elon Musk on obtaining ownership of Twitter. Just know if you let any person who promotes outward lies and dangerous speech, I am out of here, #ElonMusk

What is this world coming to, a self-service lottery machine, where you can play scratchers and your numbers without talking to a live person? I am a happy introvert.

Happiness is getting sprung from the hospital. Truss bliss is avoiding it all together.

1/2 The horseplayer blues. I played a trifecta for the first time in years, and I had it picked straight. Then I look on the screen and instead of 6-1-3, it said 6-1-4. Okay, it was only a $260ish trifecta, but still, I feel like a fool. #harnessracing

2/2 This is what you get for not checking your ticket ahead of time. #harnessracing #badbeat