there’s mad science behind this shit but you btches wanna go to bracesbybria

Mariah the Scientist— Burning Blue (2025)

I was supposed to delete Duolingo in support of my colleagues that work there but it’s hard to get rid of my 2 year streak

oh no i lost the racist homophobes

Call me a boomer but seeing ppl rely on chatgpt to get their degree nowadays is fucking pathetic lol

The crackhead at your local Motel 6:

Do people not understand that as a ceo, having an affair with the head of hr when you’re both married with children is in fact a HUGE hr conflict due to the power dynamic as well as the fact that it creates bias and is just overall unethical? This isn’t a Disney movie 😭

Okay maybe I’ll stop shitting on Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute so much

Using and paying for a CRM to keep track of your dates was not on my tech bingo card. They think they Salesforce 😂

moving forward friends pls never use an app that requires ur ID.

I miss pirating Akon on Limewire and having the intermittent sound watermarks

Miami be feeling like sodden and gonnorah

my favorite genre of tweet is conservative guy asking grok "is this true" and then arguing with it when it doesn't give him the answer he likes

I have to go to the hospital

Anyway, I had a really good Chipotle bowl the other day

Vete a la chingada