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I'm going to have to face a big fear and go suit shopping IN PERSON this week...need to invent a Side-Eye Shield to block the judgment from high street staff 🤣

How many times has someone like this introduced me or been introduced to me in this way - weddings, meetings, shopping assistants....relentless and insidiously chuckling at what they think is exotic. Worst part is you can never chat back cos you're then the SPOILSPORT

I'm so happy it was this tweet that was the moment I found out Dionne Warwick has Twitter 🤣

Is it weird that I don't remember finding out about Santa, but I could tell you the clothes I was wearing when I realised she wasn't singing "my love has got no money he's got his tremblies"...? #flashbacks

Always....and I mean ALWAYS a pleasure ❤

No word of a lie but ☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l 's campaign has been one of the funniest, refreshing things I ever did see ... tooooo much fun

It's not every day I get to say "Mum I'm officially a BBC Radio 6 Presenter"!!! That's right folks, turns out I DO have a face for radio! Can't quite put into words how excited and honoured I am to join the BBC Radio 6 Music team!!! Literally shaking with excitement!!!

ACTUALLY UNREAL NEWS. So happy BBC Radio 6 Music are refreshing the waves with joy like this ❤🖤

Come throughhhh

Gonna be a good day

What a gorgeous line up....and Free Entry!!

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YES!

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Back on Twitter for the Unravelling of Jordan Peterson - too hilarious for words and couldn't be a more perfect demonstration of what these kinds of people actually are. Cowards.

Best get yourself a Britney mic for the tubs then my man

Not only should this not have come to an artist having to request this, but what's taken so long BOILER ROOM ??

The staff at Nell's Pizza Kampus have no right to be this lovely.

Twitter is over JUST as I get my head around it 🤣🤣🤣