And why is the carpet all wet, TODD? I don't KNOW, Margo!

Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!

me after acting crazy for no reason

#NewProfilePic daddy’s girls

when i grab his b*tt and he tells me to stop

I just realized.. I’ve never had to beg someone to forgive me for something I’ve said or done. People have asked me for forgiveness soo many times for things that they’ve done to me. I say all this to say, CLEARLY IM NOT THE PROBLEM YALL ARE goodbye

when I turned 25 last month something in my brain developed to where I haven’t had to use my gps to get around Pensacola anymore like I used to use my gps to get from nine mile to the mall

All’s fair in love and poetry... New album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. Out April 19 🤍 store.taylorswift.com 📷: Beth Garrabrant

still mourning the loss of Toby Keith in case yall are wondering

#NewProfilePic God gives the biggest foreheads to his toughest soldiers or something like that

People who post their personal family drama online are absolute clowns but also I really appreciate it bc very entertaining like wow yes I would like some tea

just bought my little sis tickets to see Parker McCollum for her graduation/18th birthday 🤪 name a better big sis

I’m just a girl.. I call my bf to help me get out of a tight parking spot

“Wyd tonight” …… I have work at 8 am …. Don’t ever ask me something so crazy ever again

My boss thought you took an IUD in and out yourself… like right before/after sexy time….. and men run the world

I literally love blocking people like it’s so peaceful

“Why do you always say you hate men and blah blah blah when you have a boyfriend” bc I do hate men bitch but I love my MAN?? What’s so confusing

wishing the inmates success in their endeavors!