bitches be like “i got options” & it’s just a bunch of broke mfs tryna fck her.😭😭

One of the best things that can happen to your career is having a good boss, especially in your early years

So you just proved to him he could’ve been dating that, but you’d rather do it for other Mens attention than his..

There is nothing on this earth that can make me wanna live this long. Nothing.

being asked too many questions

i’m convinced french people have a genetic predisposition to know how to protest

Let's get a room in a new city and enjoy each other like no other.....

somebody said … The most expensive thing you'll ever lose is focus…

How about 2...

As a Man you need to learn the habit of not talking too much.

Everybody starting to look like Charlie Kirk to me

Dear Kanye West, We owe you an apology. You were not crazy.

He's a male. Sue me.

I Still have not killed myself

Master Roshi ass house

ever since 2000 got in his 20s he been wilding tf out

Back in the day this would be hung up in a barbershop or in your big cousin's room but we're losing recipes