i find that hard to believe. my ‘beauty’ wouldn’t be so distracting, otherwise.

i’m just surprised. i thought you’d find my lack of twisted horns and red skin. . not so appetizing.

i supposed i’m so accustomed to people being entirely too prideful of their heritage. myself included.

smells like wet dog, actually.

/ this may be TMI but i fear my best writing comes with pnc

elves have much to be proud of, but they can be a bit haughty. i like to think i’m a bit more humble than most.

because despite everything, he seems to find her everywhere.

‎ً

good wine makes traveling with bad company tolerable.

if you want me to heal you, don’t whine. whining makes me slower.

/ lrt is my loviatar cult leader oc plz interact i got bit with the bg3 bug

don’t frown, it makes you look terribly ugly.

if the booze is potent enough, certainly.

save the theatrics, karlach. my cruelty is half the reason you’re so fond of me.

and that is how this conversation ends, begone. 💢

SHOO.

. . i’ve told you to stop calling me ducky. do you find pleasure in getting on my very last nerve?

i’m not mad. the feeling is . . mutual. 💧

would you rather your love be unrequited?